Post by NightingVale on May 13, 2014 22:48:53 GMT
Made by the CuilTheorists Foundation © 2014
Boxxy and Containzor were for some reason hanging out in a two-sided arena, sitting there.
"Hullo..."
"Hi...?
"... Your wooden exterior is vastly inferior to my well-sanded and treated wooden-and-gold covered exterior."
"OH? DID YOU JUST INSULT ME? YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"
"There is an error in your sentence. I will not be going down - you will."
FIGHT!
Join Team Boxxy or Team Containzor in a fight to prove which crate is the best! Limit of 5 fighters per team, more teams will be introduced if a team is filled. Avatars do not count to the maximum 5 fighters in a team.
HOW 2 FITE:
This Insane Systematic Randomness™ will be turn-based. Players will submit their actions, and I will post the results. You win by defeating the other Team's leader, either Boxxy or Containzor.
The arena will be split into three parts - Team Boxxy's Field, Team Containzor's Field, and the Battlefield. When you die, you will drop all items. Items dropped upon a team's field can only be picked up by a fellow team member, and an item dropped upon the battlefield can be picked up by anybody. Where you were planning to act during the turn dictates where your items fall if you are killed during that turn.
HOW 2 REVIVE
Of course, [insert people/object/other here] are going to die in this battle. So here's how to revive your character:
You must wait one turn before being able to be revived. A team mate will have to revive you, which will take up a turn, and will leave you with somewhat low health. Here's a list of all the health levels in the game:
696969: DED.
800000: ALMOST DED.
FF0000: KINDA DED.
FF6347: SORTA DED.
DAA520: DEDLIV
FFD700: SORTA ALIV.
808000: KINDA ALIV.
006400: ALMOST ALIV.
32CD32: ALIV.
HOW 2 ROO TEH CROWDS
Crowd Fever can give both attack/defense buffs and debuffs, depending on their mood. The higher the CF, the better buffs you get, and the lower the CF, the worse buffs you get.
The team with the higher amount of players gets a small boost with CF. Kills increase CF by 2.
Everyone's Favorite Killer = 1.5x as much CF for the team for three turns. Kill two people in a without dying to get this.
Devastater of Realms = 2x as much CF for the team for five turns. Kill three people in a without dying to get this.
Controller of the Battlefield = 2.5x as much CF for the team for five turns. Kill five people in a without dying to get this.
Battlefield Beast = 3x as much CF for the team for seven turns. Kill six people in a without dying to get this.
Apocalypse Harbinger = 5x as much CF for the team for ten turns. Kill 10 people in a without dying to get this.
Here's a thing that lists the different levels of CF.
?? - SO BAD IT'S GOOD
-100 - ALL-TIME FAILURES
-75 - HELLA FAILS
-40 - FAILURE OF THE MONTH
-25 - FAILURE OF THE WEEK
-10 - HATIN' CROWDS
-5 - CROWD NU LIKE YA
0 - NU CROWD FEVER
5 - DA CROWD LIKES YA
10 - CROWDS FAVORITE
25 - STAR OF THE WEEK
40 - STAR OF THE MONTH
75 - HELLA STARS
100 - ALL-TIME WARRIORS
?? - ARENA CHAMPION CHALLENGERS
TIME 2 JOIN ZE FITE!
Post the following app with the blanks filled in to join the arena!
[b]Name:[/b] ...
[b]Team:[/b] Boxxy or Containzor.
[b]Class:[/b] Warrior to janitor to gravity manipulator - Choose whatever you want, and give an explanation!
[b]Skills:[/b] The skills that your class only can use to help turn the tide of the battle. You start off with two skills!
[b]Inventory:[/b] You start off with three items, which be whatever you want. You can only naturally carry ten items at a time!
[b]Perk:[/b] It's like your passive skill. It will buff you in some way that must relate to your class.
Turn 0
Team Boxxy
CF: 0
Boxxy:
Health: Perfect
Inventory: Unlimited
Skills:
- FOCUS - Power up your next attack by 25%. Can stack up four times, resulting in a 100% attack boost.
- Bob n' Weave, Bob n' Weave! - Make yourself 50% harder to be hit for three turns.
- Rough n' Tumble - Leap at an opponent's feet, making the target unable to move for three turns, and yourself unable to move for one turn.
Team Containzor
CF: 0
Containzor:
Health: Perfect
Inventory: Unlimited
Skills:
- Golden Finery - Admire your looks, and recover a fraction of your health!
- Well Treated - Being well treated, you gain 50% more defense for three turns!
- Gentleman - Use your gentlemanly skills to urge an ally to act once more! Target will be able to move twice the next turn.
